All the best villains enjoy the evil they do and they share their enjoyment in the form of catchphrases and evil laughs. Mwahaha is a collection of some of the best evilisms ever uttered put to rock music. The song is about an evil mastermind trying to determine which catchphrase best suits his needs while the chorus is a medley of cinematic laughs. The song is so laden with references that Ookla the Mok posted this game on The FuMP:
Test Your Super-Villain IQ!I scored 31 for lyrics and 4 for laughter; solid Evil Minion.
For each reference or quote, give yourself one point for identifying the source material, and another point for correctly naming the speaker.
Below 20 points: Brutish Dolt. How did you even find this website?
Between 20-29 points: Evil Lackey. Insufficient. A Doombot has been dispatched to escort you to the nearest reeducation center.
Between 30-39 points: Evil Minion. You are to be commended for your effort. I promise you a quick and painless death.
Between 40-49 points: Evil Henchman. Most impressive, but you are not a Jedi yet.
Over 50 points: Evil Overlord. This is not necessarily something to be proud of. When was the last time you saw the sun?
Mwahaha was released on The FuMP in January 2013. It was released on Ookla the Mok's album, Vs Evil, in March 2013.
Mwahaha on Google Play
Mwahaha lyrics
Your girl is lashed to the railroad tracks
I twirl my mustache and laugh my evil laugh
I stroke my cat and then I steeple my hands
You hang above my smoking vat as I reveal my plans
Now just lie still and die while I try to decide
What bad guy line applies to my diatribe
How 'bout "No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to die"?
Or maybe "Kneel before Zod" or "Give yourself to The Dark Side"?
"From Hell's heart I stab at thee"
Or "Wait until they get a load of me"?
How 'bout "Mirror, Mirror, on the wall
Who's the fairest of them all?"
Mwahaha
Fools, none may challenge the will of Doom
I'll get you my pretty and your little dog too
Revenge is a dish best served cold
I did it twenty minutes ago
Take whatever booty you can find
But remember: the Beast is mine
I'm moving up to kidnapping you should be more polite
Ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?
Just when I thought I was out they pull me back in
And call off Christmas; curses, foiled again
He who fights and runs away
Lives to fight another day
Mwahaha
Should I say "Riddle me this" or "Off with their heads"?
Resistance is futile, you will be assimilated
Now while you hang there and consider your fate
Should I say "Release the hounds" or just say “"Exterminate"?
I have something to say
It's better to burn out than to fade away
By the way, did I ever tell you how I got these scars?
I think the word you're looking for is "Ahh"
I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that
Impressive, but you are not a Jedi yet
It puts the lotion on its skin
Or else it gets the hose again
Mwahaha
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