Wednesday, May 6, 2015

The Elements

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If I ran a game store I would play the song The Elements  by Tom Lehrer. "Sing the phonebook" is a phrase at the root of many c...
Friday, May 1, 2015

The Loneliest Ghost in Town

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If I ran a game store I would play the song The Loneliest Ghost in Town by Southern Culture on the Skids. We don't all get to choose...
Wednesday, April 22, 2015

Press Start to Continue

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If I ran a game store I would play the song Press Start to Continue by Possible Oscar. I'm pretty much a blundering idiot. I say the...
Monday, April 20, 2015

My Freeze Ray

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If I ran a game store I would play the song My Freeze Ray by Neil Patrick Harris. The Fall 2007 season of television was a bleak season ...
Friday, April 17, 2015

I Fucking Love Science

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If I ran a game store I would like to play the song I Fucking Love Science  by Hank Green and The Perfect Strangers, but it's NSFW. E...
Wednesday, April 15, 2015

You're Homely But I'll Sleep With You

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If I ran a game store I might play the song You're Homely But I'll Sleep With You by Moneyshot Cosmonauts, it's iffy. Everyb...
Monday, April 13, 2015

The Ultimate Showdown (RBN Mix)

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If I ran a game store I would play the song The Ultimate Showdown (RBN Mix)  by Lemon Demon. If Darth Vader fought the Doctor, who would ...
Friday, April 10, 2015

Sidekick

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If I ran a game store I would play the song Sidekick by Tom Smith. Heroic duos go far back into the history of fiction with the term ...
Wednesday, April 8, 2015

Half as Cool as Han Solo

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If I ran a game store I would play the song Half as Cool as Han Solo by Dan Beahm and The Invisible Three. I remember when I was a child...
Friday, April 3, 2015

Best Game Ever

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If I ran a game store I would like to play the song Best Game Ever by Mikey Mason, but it's NSFW. It doesn't take long after some...
Wednesday, April 1, 2015

I Am Very Glad, Because I'm Finally Returning Back Home

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If I ran a game store I would play the song  I Am Very Glad, Because I'm Finally Returning Back Home by Eduard Khil. In the 1960s and...
Monday, March 30, 2015

Critical Hit

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If I ran a game store I would play the song Critical Hit by Ghost Mice. Everybody who's ever seen the movie The Goonies remembers t...
Friday, March 27, 2015

Exclamations

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If I ran a game store I would play Exclamations by the Brobdingnagian Bards. When I was a kid, every now and then during Saturday morning...
Wednesday, March 25, 2015

Worst Superpower Ever

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If I ran a game store I would play the song Worst Superpower Ever  by The Doubleclicks. Anyone who's read superhero comics or watched...